Captain Chaos is off the market
May 23, 2008 at 7:40 amDC, People, Redskins, football, sports, weddings

Somewhat old news, but… Redskins tight end Chris Cooley is getting married today to a former Skins cheerleader who actually got fired from the squad for dating him. This event is my excuse for posting this photo of my brush with fame and glory.
But seriously Cooley is the man — and I’m glad that JJ and I waited in line for 2 hours to meet him, even though it involved getting trampled by a short-person with a crutch. This was worth it.
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