Four people, Smart-Aleck Sid, Billy-Bob, Lunatic-Lori and Dolittle-Dave died and went to heaven.
At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he
had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn’t get bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had
introduced himself to Slim, he asked, “By the way, Slim, what was your IQ when you were alive?”
“159″, said Smart-Aleck Sid.
“Great!”, said Einstein. We’ll discuss my general theory of relativity, maybe a little unified field theory and the New England Patriots as I show you around.”
“What an exciting opportunity!”, said Smart-Aleck SId.
Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, “Tell me, Billy-Bob – what was your IQ when you were alive?”
“141″, said Billy-Bob.
“Good,” said Einstein. “If you’d like, we can discuss a little mathematics, philosophy and the Baltimore Ravens as I point out the heavenly sights.”
“Nothing I’d like better!” was Billy-Bob’s reply.
Einstein then turned to Lunatic-Lori introduced himself and ask her what her IQ was when she wrote that post dissing the New England Patriots.
Lunatic- Lori replied it was lower then 100 that day as I was not thinking clearly.
OK said Einstein we can discuss the Maryland Redskins
Lastly Einstein introduced himself to Doolittle-Dave, he asked, “What was your IQ when you were alive, Dolittle-Dave?”
“58″ said Dolittle-Dave.
Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, “Hey, Bubba – How ’bout them New Jersey Gaints!”